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i found this in a comment in mike stein's lj, i thought it was very funny.
"omglolwtfliekwoah ur so gay lolzl =^_^= itzakitty!!11"
I plan to make a website with just the phrase on it now.
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sorry randy, ange, and sorry for calling you a pale whore kristen, and sorry for calling you a 4 million pound slob, and i don't hope you both die
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ok
look please tell me how i am wrong in stating what i dont like, if you are my friend, then i don't know how to say this, but i do think using fake names in real life is dumb.
i have held that in me for a very long time, so it came out while i was making my point.
now, i will tell you right here and right now, i am not sorry for insulting mike, because i don't like him. If you are friends with him, i dont' care because i just don't like him ok?
as for randy, using his name eppie, it was the first name that came to my head, so i just used it. i will tell you all that it is dumb, to use fake names in real life.
if you want me to go up to randy and say that i think it is dumb so be it i will.
the one thing i am sorry for is that it came out while i was making my point.
look just because i don't agree with something you do, doesnt mean you have to get all pissed at me. look if you want me to i will go up to everyone i insulted and tell them that i am sorry.
what i don't understand is why people are taking this so seriously
maybe my lack of feeling has finally caught up to me. i just don't get it.
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I have some more questions
If you have a friend that is not my friend, can I insult them?
I tell jay he looks stupid whenever he gets one of those asian haircuts, he blows it off as sean being an ass. I understand that how I said that stuff was wrong, but what if I still belive the main points?
I think we all know that I am the most negative out of the whole crew, and the meanest. What if I had all this negativity that just had to be let out? I needed to speak my mind, so I don't think that people should be insulted just because I needed to get something out of my system.
I will tell you(not directed at anyone) that I don't like some of your friends. I am sure if you knew all of mine you wouldn't like them either.
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ok look
I think that I do have a right to express my opinion. If you don't agree with my opinion please feel free to tell me, I love having debates.
I do apologize for the way I said some that crap. The fact, of the matter is that I still do think that some of that stuff is stupid. Accually I do belive alot of the stuff I said, I just blew it out of proportion.
I do belive that calling people by fake names is stupid. Its just the way I am. I do belive that playing DND is a waste of time, most of you know that.
I also did almost heave when I heard that Mike was called "snuckums-droog" I also think I have a right to say that I do not like Mike and Kristen. I do have a right to say that Kristen is pale and gets passed around. If she is your friend deal with it.
Maddox says vegetarians are stupid people. I happen to semi-vegetarian and my mom and aunt are vegetarians.
I don't here people complaining about that. Heck no one even cares! So lets look at it from my side. I read Maddox get insulted and you think Maddox is funny.
You read my Maddox impression, get insulted and other people think I am funny.
Do you get it yet?
If you don't I don't think you ever will. So I hope we can put this behind us and move on.
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the whole thing was to get people to understand that he is an ass, by hitting close to home. I guess basically an extreme way of showing that he is an ass.
If I were to tell "Maddox is an ass." then people wounldn't care. But by showing that when you/people you know are getting made fun of, it isn't so funny.
It makes you just want to punch the person in the face, for being stupid and ignorant, and the whole premis of this was to get that point across.
I just put a disclaimer across the post, does that make it right, and ok to insult my friends? I think we both know that the answer to that is "no".
If you didn't get the point that Maddox is a 20 something year old loser who works at a telemarketing firm, then fine. I just wanted to show people that it isn't funny to be on the recieving side of the insulting. Cause when you are you realize how ignorant the person writing it is.
The only thing good that comes out of Maddox is that he tells you that you are retared if you make punctuation and spelling errors. But that is it.
So either way I just wanted to show people that Maddox is a loser.
Also Ange, I would like to know which of your/my friends I insulted. And then please tell me how I insulted them
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Before I get bombarded with other comments please read mine.
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So today, my parents decide to go to Home Depot and finalize the carpet thing, and of course I am dragged along. As soon as we go through the doors 2136832423 women who look like men (wwllm) maganged to pop their ugly heads out of the ground and poison the store with their ugliness.
Then I sat down in the carpet section, and I see this slogan: "This is glueless. It requires NO GLUE!" Thats like saying this product doesn't need glue. Wait in case you dumbasses didn't get it, THIS NEEDS NO GLUE. Do you need it clarified more? DON'T USE GLUE ON THIS PRODUCT!
Besides that, I was pretty bored, no one there to make fun of until my savior came. Her name was Cammie, a wwllm, and she made my day. I was sitting in a chair behind on of the office desks, just because I can, and she walks up to me and askes if I can help her. I look around, and quickly decide to be an ass.
So I said "Of course I can help you, my name is Sean, what's your's?" She said "Cammie". Then I asked her what I could do for her, and she said "I need help picking out the right carpet for my bedroom."
I said "ok. (now I think to myself, "I have an hour to kill, lets see how long I can lead this lady in circles") Lets go look at the types of carpet." Then I ask her what type of carpet she is looking for. She has no clue, so I suggest my least favorite type of carpet, burber.
For those of you who don't know, burber is like steping on a burlap sack. It is the worst type of carpet in the fucking world, i would rather have to have my toes crushed by a hammer than have this type of carpet.
Anyways I sugest this shit to her, and she agrees, I look at my cell phone, and to my dismay, only 20 mins have passed. So I decided to kick it up a notch and be a bigger ass. I decided to ask her all kind of irrelevant and pointless questions. I asked her if she planed to have sex on the rug alot. She looked at me like I was out of my mind, which I might be, but then she asked me why. I told her if she planed to have sex on the carpet alot, she might want to go with a "high traffic" rug, to last longer. She ignored that point. I decided not to push it cause i still had like 24 mins left one the clock till I had to go. So then we walked around looking at carpets until she found one she liked.
Then I decided to have fun with 17 mins on the clock, I asked her if she planned to have lots of oral sex on the carpet, if so she might want to go with a more stain resistant carpet.
I was given the biggest look of digust and she asked me if I even work here, I said "I was sitting in the seat wasn't I?" She asked to see some ID, and I couldn't produce, so she gave me the finger and walked away. with 13 mins left on the clock.
sry for wasting 47 mins of your time lady, but I had nothing better to do...
NOW, may I ask how all you dumb assholes, manage to survive? I wan't even wearing a orange apron, I was wearing an orange hat! Does that make me automatically work at Home Depot? If so please tell me because I clearly make sure I mark myself saying "I do not work here!"
People like Cammie need to be shot and dragged through the street. They are A)Very Dumb and B) Very Ugly.
We need to have like a rocket to the moon for all these people, and then when they die in an explosion, just say it was a fuel tank ring that malfunctioned.
Now I think I add a section to each one of my posts. A new law that goes in to effect the second I post.
Stupid people and wwllms are NOT allowed to reproduce unless I tell them they can! That way we limit over population, and stupid people.
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i have determined that french sucks and can die. i want there to be one language for the whole fucking world that way i won't have to deal with this shit!
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i am god you retards, bow down before my awsome power!
no one will be able to figure out my post, and i you can you can be god.
btw, maddox brings up a good point, we should all use fonts that are easy to read and not shitty small, so i am going to do i this way from now on you infidels!
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ok kids i was proved wrong about my last thing, so here it goes again, if you get this i will give/tell you whatever you want no jk, but you won't cause it will be fucking impossible!
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there if any one gets that i will wear a shirt that says "i love (insert your name here)", like kiss your feet or do anything!
but you wont get this one, and if you do i will make it harder! esp you jay~
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title, no more using your livejournal for stupid tests. you are just wasting people's time, no one cares which backstreet boy you are, or which lord of the rings character you are. Any one who continues to post shitty tests will lose their hands, y hands you may ask...because then you can't spread your shitty test infatuation with the world!
you wanna know why no one cares? because: A) you are you, not aragorn. no matter how pathetic your existance is you are you and you can't change that. B) these tests are created by 34 year old losers who are fat and live in their parents basement!
many people wonder why other people dont read the livejournal, well its because it has no meaning if you are just going to put tests and shit in it.
Now you have 2 options to change this and keep your hands: A) delete your livejournal and then go play on 206. or B) go to the dollar store and buy a fucking life, that way you won't feel obligated to waste our time by posting these tests.
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2004
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if i were to die right now i wouldn't care, that is how much i hate life.
i hate people who are afraid of dying, get some fucking balls and grow up
dying isn't that bad you just stop living, its just like you are sleeping forever, what is the difference.
woah! you know what would be wierd? if like your spirit stayed trapped in your body, so like you were a prisonor, that would be fucking awsome. i think i would just go to sleep in my body.
maybe if i get lucky i will get hit by a bus going 413214321 miles an hour and die, if i am not lucky then i will get hit by a bus going 413214321 miles an hour and not die, and just stay comatose....
i wish the world would end, there isn't anything to live for, i wanna die now please
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Ok kids its time to start my first rant ever! Lets go!
I can not stand people who use words inappropriately, they just stick in big word where ever the fuck they want to. They think it will make them sound "smart" , but in realality they just sound stupid.
I was in public speaking today, and we had a debate. This kid named Dan was debating vs. Jeremy. Dan was for re-instating the draft and Jeremy wasn't.
So Dan gets caught in his fucking words. Then on top of that he sticks random word in his fucking sentances, to make him sound smart. If you can't use the fucking word properly then don't use it at all you mother fucker.
He kep saying, "We take things for affrimation!" What the fuck does that mean, i think he wanted to say we take things for granted
fucking dick learn to speak english!
more ranting later
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who ever decided to invent the insert key should be shot in the face!
i would be more than happy to do it, FOR FREE
So whoever invented this stupid key, beware sean neil is on a mission and won't be stopped.......unless someone else go to you before me!
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storm is brewing outside i love it, i love rain thunder and lightning, i love it all
maybe i will go on my roof and maybe if i am lucky, get struck by lightning
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i always wanted to get these dumb simlies and crap and now i can get them yay
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Today almost was a perfect day, in public speaking i smoked heather on the debate of affirmative action. The class voted and i won 18-0 it was amazing! since heather is a senior i thought that she would get more votes than me because half the class are seniors.
Then the rest of the day went well
Until history! we had a test... which i.... ACED!!!! ahahah! i forgot the president of the confederacy of the US, and like half way through my essay i mised the answer, it just sorta came to me! JEFFERSON DAVIS!!!!! Fuck you canata!
then french came and sucked as usual but that doesn't count because it always sucks!
Then we went to matts house and chilled it was cool, played some melee and i guess i am NOT the worst person anymore huh randy!!! wat now who is wrong now!!!! loser!!! ahahah
then i came home and got some awsome chinese food from jays chicken w/broccoli, and vegi lo mein!
then did some chem and then cyrena convinced me to go out on my roof, and it was really fun. it was nice and cool up there and then when the phone rang i couldn't get back inside quick enough so i missed who called oh well
i am kind of tired now
-s34n31l
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